Your chat has receipts.
Drop in a WhatsApp chat with your partner, your bestie, the group, or your ex. Get roasted with real quotes: who ghosts, who guilt trips, who carries the chat.
Sam and Alex
2 years of messages
The verdict
Alex: The Dry Texter
Toxicity 58. Shuts the door every time Sam opens one.
Who is the chat with?
Step 1 of 2Drop the chat
Step 2 of 2Pick a chat type first
or tap to choose the .txt or .zip file
Opens in your browser. Nothing is uploaded yet.
Export from WhatsApp
- 1
Open the chat
Tap the name at the top.
- 2
Find Export chat
iPhone: scroll down. Android: three dots, More, Export chat.
- 3
Pick Without media
Smaller file, and no photos leave your phone.
- 4
Send it to yourself
Email, AirDrop, Drive, anything. Then drop it here.
What you get
The numbers
Who texts first, how long replies take, who gets left on read, who says sorry, who double texts. Worked out on your device in a second. Free, always.
The roast
Each person gets a title, a score and one line that stings. Plus the verdict and a share card made for stories. Free.
The Reality Check
The proof. Red flags with real quotes, the receipts, blind spots, turning points, and what to do about it. A few dollars, once.
Rate my reply
Paste one message. Theirs or yours. Get a five second read on what it really says and what to send back.
Where your chat goes
This is the most private file you own. Here is its whole journey, so you can decide with open eyes.
Your phone
You export the chat yourself, without media. No photos or voice notes leave your phone.
Your browser
The file opens on your own device. The numbers are worked out right there. Nothing has been uploaded.
One request
Only when you tap the roast button is the text sent, once, to write the report. Held in memory, then gone.
Nothing left
No account. No database. No logs of your messages. Close the tab and it never happened.
Not sure? Export a chat with a friend first and try it with that.